finally saw "Office Space" in its entirety last night and now I get it. now i get it. my career life to date has been this movie. the first place most definitely, the second place a little less extreme. i realize more and more that the old mantra of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" is NOT applicable to me. why the fuck would i want to the join the arrogant, WASP-y republican troupe?! i would rather quit my job and work at a record store or serve food than pretend to like golf or be a pretentious asshole or do the circle-jerk under the conference room table.
-Scott of the Smudged Medallion